Menu Home

My Week of Uncensored Tweets

I have a Twitter rule which is attempt to be upbeat and positive with most of my tweets. However, I recognize at times that I can be borderline snarky and sometimes cranky.  So if I am having one of those “special weeks” I think before I compose and tweet.

So I thought I would share with you all of my past week of uncensored tweets that never made it to my Twitter Profile.

to tweet

Day 1

Dear God! What is that smell? OMFG! What the hell is it?

Day 2

People it is a girl swinging on a wrecking ball. Big Whoop! Please divert your attention back to Syria.

Day 3

CRUNCH is the sound of my front bumper in the parking lot.  I think I might effing vomit.

Day 4

Holy Hell! It is 3 am in the morning and someone just tried to break into my basement window.  Holy Hell!

Day 5

In celebration of Friday the 13th I am becoming agoraphobic. Did I spell that right?

Day 6

You did not just say that! You did not just say that! #angry #weepy

Day 7

Wiping drool from my mouth after a long nap on the couch. Why is my dog on TV? Wait! I am on TV! I am a CBC rerun! #squeal

As I look back through the list I realize they are just the day and a life of an average person going through a very bad week.  Also, I actually would have tweeted Day 7 but I couldn’t find my phone (that was stuck in the middle sofa cushion next to the stale Cheetos).

My only hope for this week is a warm cup of coffee each day because my standards for the good life have succumbed to being very low. Can I  Tweet that?

Categories: twitter

Tagged as:


Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook

30 replies

    1. Thank you! Cheers to a good week!

      The interview was fun and neat to see how they put it all together. I now get to say to everyone I wAs in the CBC Marketplace: Busted Edition. I just forgot that it would be a rerun over the summer months.

      1. But hobo brought so many awkward questions:
        1–was he neutered?
        2–who fed him?
        3–and, most importantly…exactly who…scooped?
        Now, the beachcombers: Relec…there was a guy I could identify with!

      2. Man! I can be so clueless! I actually had to follow that link to see what it was about. Even after I read MY OWN COMMENT it didn’t register until I looked at the marketplace segment AGAIN.
        did I mention that I retired from my position at the DOE two weeks ago. Looks like it’s just as well.:-)
        I will say, though, that I now remember why I stopped putting my Tasimo junk in the recycling. Oh and I must have lied a bit because the use of the pesky thing is pretty much back to where it was before the spring 😦 I discovered the Breakfast Blend which gives a FULL CUP and the french vanilla which is so good as comfort ‘food’

      3. LOL. I was going to say something but decided to go along with it 😉 Congrats on retirement! I hope you are kicking up your feet and relaxing!

        I do love the french vanilla but I now have the bean on stock for those really rough days.

  1. I don’t see any reason why you can’t tweet that. To be honest, I don’t think any of those tweets you censored were all that bad. However, seeing that you’re trying to keep things on a positive note, withholding those tweets was probably therapeutic in your efforts.

    1. Thank you, Hilary! This week is looking better (I say this as I hold an umbrella over my head just in case the sky starts to fall). It looks like this week is turning out marvelous for you! You deserve all of the good coming your way 🙂

  2. Day 2 seems like a necessary tweet IMHO. but perhaps that would only be drawing more attention in the wrong direction in the end anyway. I suck on the twitter — and those moments when I actually compose and post something I think is brilliant? no one notices. of course.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: