I have a Twitter rule which is attempt to be upbeat and positive with most of my tweets. However, I recognize at times that I can be borderline snarky and sometimes cranky. So if I am having one of those “special weeks” I think before I compose and tweet.
So I thought I would share with you all of my past week of uncensored tweets that never made it to my Twitter Profile.
Dear God! What is that smell? OMFG! What the hell is it?
People it is a girl swinging on a wrecking ball. Big Whoop! Please divert your attention back to Syria.
CRUNCH is the sound of my front bumper in the parking lot. I think I might effing vomit.
Holy Hell! It is 3 am in the morning and someone just tried to break into my basement window. Holy Hell!
In celebration of Friday the 13th I am becoming agoraphobic. Did I spell that right?
You did not just say that! You did not just say that! #angry #weepy
Wiping drool from my mouth after a long nap on the couch. Why is my dog on TV? Wait! I am on TV! I am a CBC rerun! #squeal
As I look back through the list I realize they are just the day and a life of an average person going through a very bad week. Also, I actually would have tweeted Day 7 but I couldn’t find my phone (that was stuck in the middle sofa cushion next to the stale Cheetos).
My only hope for this week is a warm cup of coffee each day because my standards for the good life have succumbed to being very low. Can I Tweet that?
Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/darciecameronlovesyoga