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An Ass in the Box

We all run into that one person who has seen us a thousand times before but yet they seem to forget who we are depending on how we look or smell that day.  It is at that point I hear the circus music my brain filters on double duty in attempt to prevent  the ass in the box  from popping up. I always have one thought that lingers in the back of my head as I pass by their glorious air of distinction.


 If you could customize your very own Ass in the Box what gaseous fumes would be emitted to that very special person?

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Darcie

Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/darciecameronlovesyoga

33 replies

    1. I’m always snorting coffee out my nose and ruining perfectly nice shirts. I am usually whatevs…But lately turning the other cheek just isn’t working for me. I think I need to get back into yoga and realign myself.

  1. Being the good egg that I am, I think for me the smell would be rotten eggs. I don’t mind cracked eggs, but those rotten ones need to go out in the garbage right now. 🙂

  2. Love it 🙂 I have to go to lots of serious conferences surrounded by the large-brained and snooty, and though I have met some of the ‘distinguished’ attendees every year in a row for seven years now, they always seem to forget who I am. It almost, but not quite warrants a “Fuck you, you fucking fuck” 🙂 (some strong gas, right?)

  3. “Ass in the box” must be patented as a phrase! Cake and Shakes above expresses the strongest sentiment that I had to shove down so hard during my academic career. (The fuckers…) Now I have quieted my semi-retired, box-ass to thinking: “Fuck you, you fucking asshole”.

  4. I always just smile at them at remind them that they’ve met me before, sometimes multiple times before, but bless their hearts, it’s so good to see them again. I guess ‘bless your heart’ is my ass in the box.

  5. Ass in the Box! Good one and I believe you better market this box…it’s a sure success! I guess mine would be, “What? You use the toilet like everyone else and dump the same things like everyone else. soo…” 🙂

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