[Momma Be Thy Name serves up a daily dose of humor with her views on relationships, politics, and motherhood. She asks “Where would you like to spend your retirement?”]
“A Margarita anyone?”
As I pour another one into my glass and serve up a plate of nachos to my friends. We will lounge by my pool on our house over-looking the river. It will be my summer home. The place I retreat to spend time with friends and family. We will laugh, drink, and flaunt our cellulite heinies in our polka dot bikini’s laying in the sun.
At the age of seventy my husband and I will hopefully be retired with a handful of grand kids visiting us on summer vacations. It will be our home that will welcome all of our family friends. Our bar will be well stocked with the proper necessities to keep the retirement party hopping tequila, lime, ice, and salt.
It is in the winter we will leave our splendid home and travel to unknown lands such Boca Raton. It is out of necessity we will need to escape the winter cold and keep enjoying the margaritas.
My cellulite can’t handle being pale and withered in goose bumps for a whole winter…
We will enjoy the high life of Boca Raton in our velour sweat suits and visors! I will learn how to golf, play shuffle board, and take the fellas for all of their cash in late night games of poker.
The golden years will be my time to have fun in the sun!
How do you envision yourself when you retire?
Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/darciecameronlovesyoga