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Guest Host Moxie Mom Saves the Day!

Moxie Mom has  stopped by my blog to  give some helpful Thanksgiving  tips to help you survive this holiday with lots of gusto and fun! I personally believe  tip  number 6  to “drink heavily” is important to survive any holiday function. So, just in case you are wondering – who is Moxie Mom?

Drumroll! Please! It’s now time to welcome Moxie Mom to my little Blog! (Imagine Cheers from Blogger audience)

Now visualize Moxie Mom walking to the Mic in her casual red dress with funky polka dot apron and martini in hand…

Thanks so much for the guest post. To introduce me I’m Margee Moore mom, blogger and author of the iPhone book app, Sleeping With the Laundry. I’ve been writing humorous essays for over 10 years and I’m a newly-avid-jogger too! I blog at and on For your readers I’ll keep Sleeping With the Laundry at $.99 for the holiday week!

Woohoo! Isn’t she great! Now kick back! Relax! and Enjoy her Turkey Day Tips!

Top Turkey Day Tips!

How to Handle a House Full of Guests, Sweet-Potato-Casserole-High Kids and a 50-lb Bird with Style

By Margee Moore

There’s a chill in the air, a blaze of color in the leaves and a slew of baking items on every retail endcap. Ah yes, ‘tis the holiday season. And whether you’re hosting your entire family or going over the river and through the woods to Grandmother’s house you go, the holidays require tips – lots and lots of tips. Tips to help you navigate family gatherings with aplomb…tips to help you plan ahead…tips to help you keep your cool.

These are not those tips. These are tips to help you feel better and more organized than one other person on the planet, me. Enjoy.

Tip #1: Get Your Dad (or other relative) to Cook the Bird

This may sound like a cop-out for “the 50-lb bird handling” promised in the headline, but accomplishing this is nothing short of an art form.

In every family there is a Turkey Lover (or TL), someone whose entire holiday can be ruined by just the hint of dry turkey. In my family, that TL would be my dad.

The strategic method for getting someone else to cook the bird requires your TL (a.k.a. Intended Bird-Cooker, or TL/IBC) to arrive a day or two before T-Day. Then ply your TL/IBC with oddball lunches and dinners such as lasagna with broccoli substituted for the meat, tofu pancakes and organic macaroni and cheese (this really exists).

Then, the day before Thanksgiving, drop the bird in the sink to defrost (a bacteria’s dream) and walk away. Just walk away.

Last year, my dad took over the abandoned bird speed-racer style. I awoke pre-dawn Thanksgiving morning to the smells of sautéing onions and sage. The bird was stuffed, prepped and in the oven before I even set foot in the kitchen. 50-lb bird. Check.

Tip #2: Tie Up the Kids

Figuratively, please. At large family gatherings, worrying about your kids can get in the way of a good holiday-punch-bowl buzz. So plan ahead.

One tip for dinnertime peace is to roll out craft paper over your tablecloth and place washable markers around the table. But if locating craft paper gives you a nervous tic (What is it anyway?), find a tablecloth to sacrifice instead. Make sure to place a liner underneath and raid your work-supply cabinet for permanent markers in advance. At the big dinner, have kids and grownups write notes of inspiration and thanks. And, be sure to date those notes and bring out the cloth every year.

After the meal, pay off a family teenager to organize games of tag, hide-and-seek and kick-the-can. Those games are still fun – and even more fun when turkey-stuffed grownups join in, too. And if things get really crazy, have A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving queued up from Netflix.

 Tip #3: Respect All Local Law

 Last year, my family rented an old beach house in the Carolinas so we could all fit in one place. I have two brothers and two sisters, and we all have kids or dogs. It was a blast.

 On Thanksgiving Day, we sent my brother-in-law Craig, from New York City, to the store on the little island for some rutabaga and other Thanksgiving essentials (you know, more beer). Unfamiliar with the area, and evidently its traffic laws, he turned into the grocery store parking lot incorrectly. Normally, this may have been forgiven. But Craig thought the ticket was dumb. And granted, most are. However, he made the mistake of showing it by rolling his eyes…whoops. Or, perhaps it was the New York license plate. Anyway, he came home with a whopping $250 ticket, and I don’t think he’s welcome on the island anymore.

 Tip #4: Skip the Touch Football

 Sure, the JFK Bunch back in the ‘60s made it look so all-American to toss the pigskin on the beach; but couch-sitting…that’s American, too. And nobody gets lasting injuries or hurt feelings.

 Tip #5: Be Present

 Yes, the holidays may be stressful, but in the grand scheme there will be so few of them in your lifetime. But if you’re just simply not going to enjoy the day, know that there are plenty of out-of-work actors who would love the job. That’s right. Outsource.

 Sarcasm aside, the holidays go fast. Some years, everyone will be there. But eventually, more will be missing than present. I miss my mom, my husband’s dad, my best friend. We’re all fleeting. Life’s a journey, and time flies too fast. So slow down, relish and remember.

 Tip #6: Drink Heavily

 Finally, if being present and in-the-moment fails, hit the punch bowl.

Margee Moore is an advertising copywriter and mother of two. When she is not busy writing non-sarcastic tips for companies, she works to promote her book app, “Sleeping with the Laundry.” Check out her Facebook feed: or visit

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6 replies

  1. Hahahaha!

    Best holiday advice ever. Typically, I’ve just stuck with good ol’ number six, but perhaps next time I’ll expand out a little and see what happens.

    1. Thanks for your comments! #6 never fails! My brother-in-law had to leave the festivities a little early for a nap. They called it a brown-bag flu (for beer). New to me. I had a red-wine flu.


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