After my imaginary rant with Mother Nature on Sunday morning; I began to wonder if the heavens had their own bureaucracy. Maybe I could go above Mother Nature’s head to summon the warm weather. It was clear that channelling my energy through Mother Nature was no use to me and my garden. I mulled these thoughts over a stiff lime margarita and had my eureka moment!
My husband saw the light in my eye and knew he was about to question my sanity. He disappeared to the basement to do laundry. It was at that moment – I hopped off my chair, and ran upstairs to the bedroom.
I put on the UB40, began to apply gobbly gook to my legs for that refreshing orange tan, and put on my best bikini. I awkwardly danced to the beat of the music and prayed to the gods for sun.
It was at this moment a light appeared and said, “Please stop!” 
“What do you mean stop? I’m doing this for the benefit of the garden. Please bring the sun back!”
“Only if you stop dancing!”
“What’s wrong with my dancing?”
“It’s just your dance moves are all wrong. And in that bikini! Well we are just beginning to feel sorry for you!”
“Oh! I see! So does that mean if I stop – you will grant me sun?”
The light began to dim, “We’ll see what we can do!”
The next morning I awoke to the warm sun shining in my room. I thought to myself – Wow! I just mortified the Sun gods with my poor taste in swim wear and dance moves. It was at that moment I discovered the key to having warm weather all year long. This could be trouble!
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Darcie
Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/darciecameronlovesyoga
Damn I have no bikini and no UB40. I will put them on my birthday wish list in preparation for next season.
LOL! I’ll remember that for next season! The perfect birthday package and maybe a sunny desitnation just for the added bonus!