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Weight Loss Secrets from a Wino


I have to confess! I have no weight loss secrets!  I’m actually faltering on my diet plan and realize I need to remove wine from my life.  In the past few months I have cut almost everything I love from mayo to croissants in my quest to be a skinny bitch.  I exercise daily, and drink three cups of tortuous green tea a day! I still have muffin tops!  And I would like to envision myself in a pair of foxy jeans without the assistance of Spanx in my daily wardrobe collection.   

  The worst part of this quest is I may have to part with my love of wine! I delight in two luxurious glasses of my friend red each evening.  It’s a very seductive relationship he flirts with me with his smell, taste, and makes my lips wet.  We have a marvellous affair were he listens attentively and never talks back. 

Now, as I look at the last ten pounds looming over me and the finish line far off in the horizon. Is it time I part with my sweet dear friend?  Maybe find a new hobby? But there is something satisfactory with a nurturing meal with wine. I know two glasses of wine are full of sugar and loaded with calories but it relaxes me after a stressful day.

As, we all strive to be healthy, and fit, when do we say “Enough Is Enough!” And accept the junk in our trunk.   I just don’t know if I can cut wine from my diet.  So, tonight I will snap on my Spanx, toast to my love of wine, accept the size of my ass, and fool-hardly sneak extra dressing on my salad.

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Darcie Cameron is a RYT 200 who believes Yoga is a gift that is accessible to everyone with proper modifications, a patient smile and just taking the time to breathe. One of the greatest presents you will ever unwrap is when you connect your mind, body and spirit in perfect sync with your own breath. Connect with Darcie on Facebook

4 replies

  1. You got a really useful blog I have been here reading for about an hour. I am a newbie and your success is very much an inspiration for me.

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