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My first minimum wage job at the age of fifteen was working the late shift at a small town convenience store . On the night shift one of my duties was to clean the dreaded hot dog machine. I would take the hot dogs out that had been sitting there for fifteen hours, drain the water, try not to gag, and then clean it.
I can still smell the putrid aroma of rotting hot dogs floundering on the edge of hell. It was disgusting.
Another part of that job was dealing with a wide array of customers renting and returning videos. My favorite customers were the ones who would attempt to rent a video while they had a fifty dollar late fee for not returning the latest porn video on time. Usually, they would blush, give you a good reason for it being late , and with a “one time only” warning I would waive the fee.
However, there was always the exception to that rule with the one belligerent jerk that insisted on berating you, calling you names, and then wait for you to remove the late fee.
It would never happen – I would get the very scary manager and she would tell him off.
Problem solved! He would storm out of the store flabbergasted that: 1) He was out of line for verbal abuse 2) Expected to pay the late fee 3) And now looked like a complete asshole in front of everyone at the store.
So when I go to my local convenience store for odds and ends I remember being swamped at the cash, dealing with a wide array of people in the public, and all of the dirty jobs of keeping the store clean while working for very low wages.
Just the other day I felt lucky and popped into the local convenience store to purchase a lotto ticket. I waited my turn in line as the clerk worked to serve each customer. It is when I heard one angry gentleman yell across the store, “Onions! Where are the onions?”
The clerk politely smiled “I will be with you in a minute.”
“There are no onions for my hot dog!”
“Just one minute, Sir!”
He huffed! He stomped! And he huffed some more! I was waiting for him to blow the store down.
As I watched his silly gesturing and anger I thought only one thing - you sir are a huge asshole!
This lovely clerk working by herself did not deserve to be bullied into rushing to the rescue with onions. What I wished for this clerk was that her manager was standing close by to usher onion boy out the door. No one deserves to be treated like a doormat over the simple case of missing onions.
So as I watched onion boy hold his hot dog all I could think of was the putrid smell and how long that hot dog had been sitting in the machine. I imagined the pain he would feel in his stomach and the sudden rush to go to the washroom countless times that night. One can only hope his stomach is weak!
If he had only been polite maybe someone would have warned him not to eat the hot dog.
I have a Twitter rule which is attempt to be upbeat and positive with most of my tweets. However, I recognize at times that I can be borderline snarky and sometimes cranky. So if I am having one of those “special weeks” I think before I compose and tweet.
So I thought I would share with you all of my past week of uncensored tweets that never made it to my Twitter Profile.
Dear God! What is that smell? OMFG! What the hell is it?
People it is a girl swinging on a wrecking ball. Big Whoop! Please divert your attention back to Syria.
CRUNCH is the sound of my front bumper in the parking lot. I think I might effing vomit.
Holy Hell! It is 3 am in the morning and someone just tried to break into my basement window. Holy Hell!
In celebration of Friday the 13th I am becoming agoraphobic. Did I spell that right?
You did not just say that! You did not just say that! #angry #weepy
Wiping drool from my mouth after a long nap on the couch. Why is my dog on TV? Wait! I am on TV! I am a CBC rerun! #squeal
As I look back through the list I realize they are just the day and a life of an average person going through a very bad week. Also, I actually would have tweeted Day 7 but I couldn’t find my phone (that was stuck in the middle sofa cushion next to the stale Cheetos).
My only hope for this week is a warm cup of coffee each day because my standards for the good life have succumbed to being very low. Can I Tweet that?
It is day two as I sit and wait for a parcel to arrive.
The condition is scarce. I have not left the house.
I have not showered.
And I was brazen by taking a chance to bake blueberry muffins. I am hoping the scent of cinnamon and blueberries will lure the FedEx driver to my house and deliver the parcel within a reasonable time.
It was only yesterday I sat and waited, doing laundry, taking care of my to do-list, only to trace the tracking number on my computer that evening to discover they were at my house at exactly 2pm.
I was in my house at 2pm! I will tell you this! There was no knock or note on the door and there was no ringing of doorbell!
I quietly wait and lurk through the back pages of McSweeney’s.
I am getting nervous , twitchy, and wonder if I leave the comfort of my main floor – will he appear, sneak on the deck, and run-off again with the package. I wonder what is this FedEx drivers game?
I contacted their customer service and explained my plight. Her only advice to me was “to leave a note on the door for them to knock or ring the doorbell.” If the FedEx man does not already have the commonsense to do any of that – I wonder is he playing with full deck?
Only time will tell as I sink into the stinky abyss of my stringy hair and day old yoga pants. I wait as time marches on. I wait for that one hope of a knock on that door, a friendly smile asking for a signature, and the freedom to go about my day.
Please keep me you in your thoughts my deodorant is beginning to fade and the odor. Oh! The horror of the insidious odor!
Wilma our new travel trailer has become my first love and has finally rescued me from the drudgery of tenting. I no longer have to lug fifteen million things, over pack for unpredictable weather, and I am rescued from blowing up the air mattress every waking hour of the night. My life has become camping heaven on wheels!
We vowed that we would make use of the trailer every other weekend exploring new parks and places outside the city. This first month on the open road has been a wonderful journey and spending quiet time with my family has been the icing on the cake.The computers are put away, most places we visit have no cell phone service, and we spend all of our time outside.
I am grateful for these special bonding moments and look forward to more adventures with us and Wilma in the future. She has opened a new window for our family and easy way to recharge from the hustle of the city.
I also love the moments where I can break away from the camping pack to recharge my batteries and reflect in the beauty of nature.It is at that moments I realize how truly thankful I am for all of the good things in my life.
How do you take time to reflect on the beauty in your life?
After a long day of drudgery, list tackling, and chasing one escapee dog down the street in flannel pajamas. I settled into my comfy chair with my fuzzy slippers and flicked on Silver Linings Playbook. The movie is about a man attempting to put his life back together after plummeting his wife’s lover and being diagnosed with bipolar disorder.
As I watched the movie unravel with heart-breaking discomfort and then brought to laughter during awkward moments of triumph over the little things in life. I was left rooting for the characters all trying to make sense out of their lives and how it can be better.
My husband afterwards commented that it seemed broken.
“The movie did not flow naturally as it should.”
But the whole point of the movie is we are all a little broken in some small way. Our lives are a rickety roller coaster ride that stops, jerks, creaks, full of highs and lows. Nothing in our lives is guaranteed and when the world is falling part we need to have that one hope that we will be able to put all of the pieces back together.
Silver Linings Playbook is the reminder that when the chips our down no man can be an island. He sometimes needs the warmth of family and friends to help put him back together. In that hope of rebuilding there is the longing for something more that we all deserve to be loved by someone who understands all of our faults and foibles.
Have you watched Silver Linings Playbook? What did you think of the movie?
The recent Tom Cruise movie Oblivion raises the question what happens when we are all connected but have never met? It is in this movie humanity lives in space driven from the earth from an alien attack in 2017. Jack Harper is one of the remaining humans left on the outskirts of earth skilled to maintain and fix the drones which battles the aliens on radioactive territory.
As he works he being to question what is he doing? And why? In it is in this self-analysis with the quest of wanting to know more which leads him to discover a secret about himself.
Oblivion is about the connection of mankind with technology and how social capital can be twisted to an opponents advantage. It reminds us that the social impact of technology can be used for good or evil. However, it is not a living entity that has a soul.
Technology is only a tool that connects us and inspires us to create for our own advantage. The problem is we do not question the ethics of the tools that we are given and how they are used for the betterment of man.
As Jack Harper takes orders from superiors he never met and begins to break the rules. He uncovers a secret one which could save mankind and planet earth. It is this secret which raises the questions about cloning? telecommuting? And what is really out there watching above us? This movie is not full of action but twists and turns with ideas of beauty, what is the good, and the testament of mans daunting struggle to survive based on the collective good of the community.
If you are looking for a movie that is full of action such as Aliens or Predator this move is not for you. At times the movie will seem slow, you will question the acting, but other times you will be riveted by the imagination of Director Joseph Kosinski.
Do you think more ethical questions need to be raised about advancements in science and technology?