In Defense of Hair Metal

Over a week ago I was destined to see Motley Crue take the stage.  But life happens and I sighed in defeat knowing that I would never get the chance to catch Tommy Lee’s drum sticks  in the air at the end of the show.

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As a kid caught at the end of the Gen-X curb I was brought up in two worlds the first was my early teens in tight jeans singing out loud to the sounds  of hair metal. Only a few later years  I had evolved  into grunge  with my Walkman volume on high looking very angry all of the time.

I am now that parent in the car complaining to her kids that they just don’t make music like they use too.

As the sun was shining on Sunday afternoon I pulled out May’s edition of the Atlantic,  curled up on the patio chair, and went straight to James Parker’s article “Bad Hair Days.” It was about the rise and fall of hair metal. I cringed and agreed as he made his long list of complaints about the decadence and excessiveness of hair metal. He points outs “…hair metal was inherently forgettable – perhaps the most forgettable music ever.”

This is the part where I disagree with Mr. Parker  as I have not forgotten the big hair, the make-up, and when Dr. Feelgood comes on the radio I hit my pedal to the metal. I still sing Talk Dirty to Me and I embarrass my kids when I start to sing We’re Not Going to Take It with their friends in the car (the perfect anthem for a really bad day).

The purpose for Hair Metal was to have a good time and perhaps it is not for the pretentious at heart.

You know that one music friend.

“Did you hear the new Lumineers album?”

“Yes, I heard it a while ago.”

“Isn’t it great?”

“Well. It was. But now it is just over-commercialized.”

If we have learned anything popular music has an end date and  moves onto the next newest thing. It keeps Mr. Pretentious Music happily on his toes so he can admit to be the first to listen to it.

“You know before it was big.”

As Mr. Parker put down hair metal with gusto “There art was flashy and disposable – and is has been disposed of.” He forgets that millions of people still listen to these catchy tunes because sometimes they do not want to wallow in the depths of despair to the recent sounds on the radio or the anger of grunge.  Sometimes people just want to have a good time and that will never be a disposable art but a fact of life.

 Do you still listen to hair metal from time to time?

Songs that Make Me Want to Break the Speed Limit

Every now and then I like my music loud, hard, and fast! It’s even better when I am on an open stretch of highway with my pedal to the metal. It’s this list that makes me want to drive fast and furious!

10) Barracuda, Heart

9) Here I Go Again, White Snake,

8) Cult of Personality, Living Colour

7) Kiss Me Deadly, Lita Ford

6)  Talk Dirty to Me, Poison

5) Highway to Hell, AC/DC 

4) I Hate Myself for Loving You, Joan Jett

3) Dr. Feelgood, Motley Crue

2) You Could Be Mine, Guns N’ Roses

1) Panama, Van Halen

What songs make you want to break the speed limit?

Best Songs for Anger Management

{Mark Petuska of Mark My Words blogger and novelist shares his insights on his blog about the passionate things in life that matter! His one question for me is “What is your favorite song of all time, and why?” This one was tough. I’m still thinking about it. So until I have it figured out I’m sharing with you my  list of songs that I use for anger management.}

I would like to pretend I am very zen and I can ohm my way through anything. But sadly this is not necessarily the case. I try to be calm and carry-on, smile when I’ve peeved, and walk away from confrontation. Every now and then my  annoyed smile disappears, an angry rumble begins to roll in my belly, my fists begin to clench, and there is only one thing I can do to contain my anger from bouncing to a heightened emergency warning of ten.

Play My Music Really Loud! Obnoxiously Loud!

My Top Ten List of Music for Letting the Aggression Out:

10) Bruise Violet, Babes in Toyland

9) Speed Machine, Nashville Pussy

8) Dirty Boots, Sonic Youth

7) Stupid Girl, Garbage

6) Caribou, The Pixies

5) Lithium, Nirvana

4) Shitlist, L7 

3) Best of You, FooFighters

2) I Love Myself Today, Bif Naked

1) Bad Reputation, Joan Jett

Music can be very therapeutic especially when added with an aggressive workout or speeding on the highway in your car. Sometime hard and fast is the only way to go! Scream it, Jump it, and let it all out! If anyone is within my vicinity while I’m listening to any of this list it is best for you to slowly  back away from the stomping woman and let her do her thing.

Do you let it all out to certain songs when you are miffed? Do you have one song that you would add to the list?

A Glimpse of the Cosmos in Musical Heaven

It was last night I got to live my dream of seeing Leonard Cohen for the first time in my life. My heart raced when he took to the stage and a small tear trickled down my face as he began with Dance Me to the End of Love. It was at that moment I knew I had discovered musical heaven for one glorious night.

I have always been cynical of the rock shows were the girl is sobbing or  others are screaming into fits of hysteria as their favorite boy band takes the stage.

As Leonard Cohen was in the  middle of  singing Who by Fire something stirred within me a combination of happiness, excitement, and the realization that I was finally at a Leonard Cohen concert.

I felt it building! I tried to stop it! I placed my hand over my mouth and out came  a loud, horrible, uncontrollable sobbing!

My husband looked on in horror, the woman sitting next to me looked concerned, and the man in front of me turned to see what made that ungodly noise.

It was me!

I was horrified that I couldn’t control this wave of emotion that shook through my whole body. I was that sobbing woman!

Leonard Cohen has been with me through every heartache, bad day, and sings to me when I need that special push of inspiration. Something awoke within me that I was on the floor only thirty-four seats from the one mans voice that has been a constant in my life.

He has always had a way of stirring my soul and last night I was in the church of Leonard Cohen. It was beautiful, amazing, transcendent, and glorious!  It was the best night of my life as I was lifted to musical heaven and caught a glimpse of the cosmos.

Is there a musician or musical band that you have dreamed of seeing in your lifetime?

Leonard Cohen and Me


Do you have a musical true love?

Va-Va-Voom! What is Your Stripper Move?

Dance is a seductive art form that can  hypnotize a man with a sway of a hip or a lift of the leg! It is the siren call to your mate for intimacy, lust, and seduction. The closeness, the peeling of clothes, and the slip of the foot. It with that the stiletto smacks your lover straight in the eye.

Oops! Maybe that kick shouldn’t have been so high! And with that a trip to the emergency room is all you will be celebrating this Valentine’s day.

It with that startling daydream I wondered  could the right music and look turn anyone into a glittery stripper?

Only through the decades have we seen a shift in musical taste from burlesque moves to stripper poles. All of these carefree forms of art -  one must be right for me:

  •  The  art of burlesque to the sounds Let Me Entertain You with the tease of the hips and the flaunt of the feather boa
  • The invention of the go-go girl to These Boots Are Made for Walking  practicing the shimmy of the chest
  • The inner rock star shines with I Want You to Want Me strutting in a pleather skirt and crawling across the corvette like Tawny Kitaen
  •  The  sound of  Toxic  brings me to hanging upside down from the stripper pole with the hopes of not falling on my head
  •  Maybe the shake of rump to the sounds Milkshake because yes it always brings those bad boys to the yard

As I went to through the list I realized one thing that all of those moves would be deadly for me! They would all involve me falling off of something or losing something and injuring my inner thigh. I would disappoint the union of glittery strippers worldwide!

So maybe the most subtle gesture to intimacy is a case of beer and a pepperoni pizza! Now that is the ticket to adding a little spice on this valentines day! And for good measure I might just belch the alphabet with my hair down.

How do you work your va-va-voom? Do you have a classic stripper move?

Help! My IPod Shuffle is Depressed!

 I was Ready! Pumped! Set for my Run!  I turn on my shuffle for some great motivational tunes and this is what I get….

  1. Famous Blue Raincoat – Leonard Cohen
  2. That Horse in the Country – Cowboy Junkies
  3. Bulletproof – Jim Cuddy
  4. Crush – Dave Matthews
  5. Two – Ryan Adams
  6. Who Will Save Your Soul – Jewel
  7. All Apologies – Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
  8. Ranblin’ Woman – Cat Power
  9. Shine – David Gray
  10. Sun Comes Up It’s Tuesday Morning – Cowboy Junkies
  11. If you See Her, Say Hello – Bob Dylan

Seriously, it made me want to run home and crawl under the covers. Oh! And currently it’s playing,” If You were Mine” by Billy Holliday! Is my IPod sending me a message?

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