One particular evening there were many retirees lounging by the pool enjoying the lovely weather.
My littlest being observant of the older age demographic got a special twinkle in his eye as he walked through the pool gate.
He stood over the edge of the pool where everyone could see him and exclaimed, “Hey everybody! It looks like we arrived just in time for Senior Swim! Lets hop in!”
It was with that he did a cannon-ball into the pool making a very big splash!
My face turned sweltering-red as I turned to look for a lounge chair to crawl under and pretend it wasn’t my child.
Do your family members say the darndest things at the most inappropriate times?