We all run into that one person who has seen us a thousand times before but yet they seem to forget who we are depending on how we look or smell that day. It is at that point I hear the circus music my brain filters on double duty in attempt to prevent the ass in the box from popping up. I always have one thought that lingers in the back of my head as I pass by their glorious air of distinction.
If you could customize your very own Ass in the Box what gaseous fumes would be emitted to that very special person?
My saying is that they put their pants on one leg at a time too:) If I am really in a mood, I am thinking your crap stinks just like mine! Have a Great Day:)
You too! I hope it is marvelous!
Heh, yeah. I’ll go with yours.
Thanks! Think of the fumes! Giggles!
omg… I SNLOL’d to this (that’s snorted and laughed out loud). Maybe the Taoism has overcome me… I just say “Whatevs” now….
I’m always snorting coffee out my nose and ruining perfectly nice shirts. I am usually whatevs…But lately turning the other cheek just isn’t working for me. I think I need to get back into yoga and realign myself.
LOL. Not sure what fumes would be appropriate. I could come up with a few…
Giggles! Please let her rip!
I will need a very big box!
Hahaha! Love it!
Can I get Alex to help me create the fume? I think together we would master a perfect one (insert evil grin)
Muh- wa- ha- ha! World Domination!
Being the good egg that I am, I think for me the smell would be rotten eggs. I don’t mind cracked eggs, but those rotten ones need to go out in the garbage right now.
Hahaha! Phew! The one thing I know about rotten eggs is that they are silent but deadly
That’s GREAT!:)
Thank you
no thank you that was Great:)
Love it
I have to go to lots of serious conferences surrounded by the large-brained and snooty, and though I have met some of the ‘distinguished’ attendees every year in a row for seven years now, they always seem to forget who I am. It almost, but not quite warrants a “Fuck you, you fucking fuck” 
(some strong gas, right?)
Hahaha! Very strong! But sometimes it just feels so good to let it all out
“Ass in the box” must be patented as a phrase! Cake and Shakes above expresses the strongest sentiment that I had to shove down so hard during my academic career. (The fuckers…) Now I have quieted my semi-retired, box-ass to thinking: “Fuck you, you fucking asshole”.
LOL! I love it! I think the same thing sometimes… It would be terrible if it accidentally slipped out
I always just smile at them at remind them that they’ve met me before, sometimes multiple times before, but bless their hearts, it’s so good to see them again. I guess ‘bless your heart’ is my ass in the box.
You are too kind! I think I will have to remember that response the next time I see them again
Sounds like an essential tool, Belle, the AIAB. Sulphur is my emission of choice.
Oye! Now that could clear a room! Love it!
Totally roaring here! OMGoodness…I don’t even know how to respond! Can I borrow your box, Darcie? Please! LOL!
I’m glad to make you laugh! You can borrow it anytime
Wow! And you like to share, too.
Have a great week, Amiga!
hahaha! Of course! That’s how my mama raised me
Ass in the Box! Good one and I believe you better market this box…it’s a sure success! I guess mine would be, “What? You use the toilet like everyone else and dump the same things like everyone else. soo…”
Hahaha! Thank you! So true! We all have to flush
My mother had a similar saying growing up. ha ha ha. It wasn’t my favorite saying of hers but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t true.
It is crude but true