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Rapture Day! Time to Celebrate with Mimosas and Chocolate!

As Rapture day quickly approaches and we all prepare for the final end of life as we know it! I’ve been  I find  preparing a few rapture day carols and some final day baking. I want to be ready for the party!

However, if by chance that I don’t get selected by our higher power and am forced to roast in the eternal fires of hell then at least I will have comfort in my two favorite things Mimosas and chocolate.

I feel kinda nervous about this whole day…I mean it’s like high school basketball all over again.  What if I’m the last girl to get picked? Or, what if I don’t get picked?

I can see God in his white robe  pointing his  finger at me and exclaiming “Hahaha! I created you but you didn’t make the cut! You unworthy heathen!”

I can see him selecting all of those mean judgemental girls who didn’t like you and wouldn’t pass the ball.  They would get all of the attention, win the gold halo, they would then all hop in his convertible, and drive off to heaven!

Luckily for all of us there is no such thing as rapture day! The one thing I have learned about God is that he is loving, forgiving, and compassionate. The last thing he would do is judge us.

So, phew! I think we all off the hook this weekend. I’m sure it will be relief to  those mean girls that they can make time for their Botox appointments so they can have their furrowed brow staring down at you….

So on that note! I want to know how you will be spending your rapture day? I will be spending my  Saturday afternoon in my non-mom bikini, watching the kids run  through the sprinkler, reading my book, and drinking mimosas. I think it will be the perfect afternoon with the ones I love!

But of course I will have my rosary and marshmallows on stand by just in case I’m wrong about this whole judgement business…

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I am the head clown in my family's circus act! Most days I can be seen with my noise stuck in a good book, spilling coffee down my shirt, and aimlessly wandering about wondering where did I put my glasses.

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18 replies

  1. I am actually excited… I plan to party like heathen… and watch some really x rated movies.
    Just playing.. I’ll probably be watching Dora the Explorer or something.

  2. Stolen, er, borrowed from a friend: “Post Rapture service offered: Assign me all of your bank accounts and titles to cars and property and I will see that you lawn is mowed and pets fed after May 21. I’ll be Left Behind and will need something to do”

    1. LOL! Did you see the Blogher post about pet services for rapture day? Someone is actually have a business plan for the future if it all goes to pot. However, I think however all dogs go to heaven :)

  3. I live in a bubble… I had to google rapture day! You are able to wear a non-mom bikini already? I hate you a little. It’s not that hot here yet…

  4. Luckily for all of us there is no such thing as rapture day! The one thing I have learned about God is that he is loving, forgiving, and compassionate. The last thing he would do is judge us.

    That’s pretty much where I fall on the matter!

    My S.O.’s just about to start work on a film, which means long hours seeing to my baby. I definitely don’t mean those words negatively–Saturday’s going to be a delight, involving lots of toddler snuggles and exploration!

    1. It’s tough when the SO is working and you are on your own :) The toddler years was one of the best, exhausting, frustrating, and greatest time of my life. Enjoy it and you are allowed to complain a little…We’ve all been there :)

  5. lol… Now, I kind of want to have a mimosa and chocolate party to ring in the end of days – Partay like there’s no tomorrow, sinners! :D
    Or, since it’s the Victoria Day weekend, I’ll just go garage-saleing and pick up some random junk.

  6. Obviously, I’m spending my Rapture Day morning reading blogs! Why not? Oh, and watching the birds at my feeder.

    The only thing that really bothered me about this whole rapture thingy is what was going to happen to the birds and animals – even the insects. It seems to me that if some Dude has the 411 on what God’s up to, he ought to have known about that and told us. ;-)

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