As Rapture day quickly approaches and we all prepare for the final end of life as we know it! I’ve been I find preparing a few rapture day carols and some final day baking. I want to be ready for the party!
However, if by chance that I don’t get selected by our higher power and am forced to roast in the eternal fires of hell then at least I will have comfort in my two favorite things Mimosas and chocolate.
I feel kinda nervous about this whole day…I mean it’s like high school basketball all over again. What if I’m the last girl to get picked? Or, what if I don’t get picked?
I can see God in his white robe pointing his finger at me and exclaiming “Hahaha! I created you but you didn’t make the cut! You unworthy heathen!”
I can see him selecting all of those mean judgemental girls who didn’t like you and wouldn’t pass the ball. They would get all of the attention, win the gold halo, they would then all hop in his convertible, and drive off to heaven!
Luckily for all of us there is no such thing as rapture day! The one thing I have learned about God is that he is loving, forgiving, and compassionate. The last thing he would do is judge us.
So, phew! I think we all off the hook this weekend. I’m sure it will be relief to those mean girls that they can make time for their Botox appointments so they can have their furrowed brow staring down at you….
So on that note! I want to know how you will be spending your rapture day? I will be spending my Saturday afternoon in my non-mom bikini, watching the kids run through the sprinkler, reading my book, and drinking mimosas. I think it will be the perfect afternoon with the ones I love!
But of course I will have my rosary and marshmallows on stand by just in case I’m wrong about this whole judgement business…
I am the head clown in my family's circus act! Most days I can be seen with my noise stuck in a good book, spilling coffee down my shirt, and aimlessly wandering about wondering where did I put my glasses.
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